Remember Dave Letterman's Top Ten list?  They were hilarious. Often, celebs came on to read the list. Snoop Dog read, "Things that sound cool when said by Snoop Dog," and Robert De Niro and Al Pacino read,  "Top Ten Reasons I Like Being An Actor." (De Niro deadpanned, "It's the makeup. I like wearing makeup."). Unfortunately we don't have any celebs to read off our Top Ten Reasons to Attend our inaugural webinar, so we're going old school.  And if this isn't funny, Jacob, our designer, promises to do stupid human tricks.